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Jokes! Happy New Year 2016 One Liners Short Funny Jokes for Kids Adults
On New Year’s Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready.
At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living.
Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck, the bartender was almost crushed to death.
This woman walks into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a Christmas tree on her right inner thigh and a cocktail drink on her left inner thigh. The tattoo artist say that’s an unusual request.
“Why do you want two tattoos there?”
So she says “Because my husband needs to eat between Christmas and new years.”
I’m actually feeling pretty okay
about not accomplishing
anything this year.
My New Year’s resolution is
to stop hanging out with people
who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions.
I have only one resolution.
To rediscover the difference between wants and needs.
May I have all I need and want all I have.
Happy New Year!
My New Years Resolution is
to break my New Years Resolutions….That way I succeed at something!
Happy New Year 2016
Anyone who says that
alcohol is a depressant
isn’t drinking enough of it.
Q: What do you tell someone
you didn’t see at New Year’s Eve?
A: I haven’t seen you for a year!
Q: What happened to the Irish man
who thought about the
evils of drinking in the New Year?
A: He gave up thinking.
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