Happy Engineers Day Funny Shayari in Hindi Messages

Happy Engineers Day Funny Shayari in Hindi Messages

Engineer to a non-engineer guy :-
Rehne ki yahan sabki aukat nahi hoti,
bina Beer aur Daaru ke yahan Raat nahi hoti,
ye Engineering College hai mere dost
yahan bina maa bahan ke baat nahi hoti…
Happy World Engineers Day

NURSE boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

ENGINEER ladka bola:
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
Irshaad. Irshaad.
Happy World Engineers Day

Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai.
Chalu doston se to daru achi hai.
Chalu doston se to daru achi hai.
Nasha chadhati hai par sab gam to bhulati hai.
Happy World Engineers Day

Agar engineering ki degree ko hai pana to himat saath rakhna,
Agar mahbooba ke pyar ko hai pana to aitbar saath rakhna,
Agar hamesha hai tumhe muskurana to Brush Aur Paste Saath Rakhna.
Happy World Engineers Day

If engineers start making films, the names will be:
current ho na ho,
jaanam supplykaro,
aa ab B.Tech karen,
Kabhi A.C. Kabhi D.C,
Hamari IC apke pas hai,
fuse lagaya to darna kya,
engineer no.1,
engineering koi khel nahi,
input wale output le jayenge,
Maine engineering kyu kiya..!!
Happy World Engineers Day

Qayamat Ke Din Jab Farishtoon Ne Sub Se Kaha Ki
Apney Apney Gunah Paper Per Likho,
To Jab Sub Ne Apney Gunah Likh Liey Tu Achanak
Ek Engineer Ki Awaz Aayi
Supplement Plz
Happy World Engineers Day

Engineering Student to God :-
‘Hazaro ki kismt tere hath thi,
agar pass kar deta to kya bat thi.
God :-
Ishq thoda kam larata to kya bat thi,
kitabe to beta saari tere pass thi….
Happy World Engineers Day

Engineering Student life tragedy:-
Ladki sath ho to hotel bill,
Ladki Door ho to mobile bill,
or Ladki door hi hojaye to Daru ka bill…
Isliye na lagao dil,
na ayega bill….
Happy World Engineers Day

ek ladki thi deewani si
ek subject pe wo marti thi
books uthakar, chashma lagakar
library se guzarti thi
kuchh padna tha shayad usko
jaane kisse darti thi
jab bhi milti thi mujhse,
mujhse poochha karti thi
engg. Kaise hoti hai
ye engg. Kaise hoti hai
aur mein bas itna keh pata tha

“kitaben khuli hon ya hon band
padhai last night hi hoti hai
kaise kahoon main o yaara ye
engg. Aise hoti hai”
Happy World Engineers Day

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