Funny Kiss Day 2016 Jokes, SMS Status for Facebook, Whatsapp Messages

Funny Kiss Day 2016 Jokes, SMS Status for Facebook, Whatsapp Messages information has been available here. There are many days which are celebrated during Valentines week. Kiss day celebrated on 12th February. People are very excited to celebrate the day valentine’s week which will start from 7th of February and end on 14th February.

Kiss day is the day of valentine’s week which is celebrated before the day of Valentine’s Day. And the kiss day is celebrated on 13th February. On this day, couples kiss their valentine and express their love, feelings and care without saying words. On this Kiss Day, you can send a kiss day Sms, messages, Shayari, whatsapp SMS, Messages, Facebook Status to your Lover, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband and Wife.

Funny Kiss Day 2016 Jokes, SMS Status for Facebook, Whatsapp Messages

Funny Kiss Day 2016 Jokes, SMS Status for Facebook, Whatsapp Messages

Never kiss a police woman.
She will say “stop and handsup”.
Never kiss a nurse she will say “next plz. ”
Always kiss a teacher,She will say “repeat it 10 times.”

Boy 2 Girl:
Kia Mai Tumhain KISS Kar Sakta Hon
Girl:Zaleel
Kameeny
Kuttay
Sharam Nahi Aati
Tum Ne Ye Baat
Kehne Mai 6 Mahinay Laga Diye
Karo Na!

Height Of Embarrasment
Man Sitting Wid His Wife In Bar
Another Lady Comes 2 His Wife
& Says
Paise Pehle Le Lena
Ye Aadmi Baadme Lafda Karta Hai

French Kiss is probably the most famous kiss,
the French kiss is an open-mouthed kiss where
one person’s tongue touches the other person’s tongue.
Also called a “tongue kiss,”
the French kiss easy enough to execute,
but it can take years to master.

Select any number between 1 and 10
and I will tell you the type of Kiss
you are going to receive from me.

Answers :
1. The French Kiss
2. The Butterfly Kiss
3. The Single-Lip Kiss
4. The Spider man Kiss
5. The Earlobe Kiss
6. The Lip Gloss Kiss
7. The Eskimo Kiss
8. The Cheek Kiss
9. The Hickey Kiss
10. The Secret Message Kiss

Girl:
There Is Pain In My Hand
Boy Kisses Her Hand
Girl:
There Is Pain In My Neck
Boy Kisses Her Neck
Old Man On Other Side:
Beta Qabs Ka Elaj B Kartay Ho?

PINK LIPS Are Girl’s BEAUTY
.
PINK LIPS Are Girl’s BEAUTY
.
KISSING THEM Are The Boy’s DUTY

Love Is Heat.
You Are Sweet.
When Two Lips Are Meet.
Love Is Complete.

Real Also: Kiss Day 2016 Romantic Quotes

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