Diwali 2016 Funny SMS Jokes Pranks Ideas in Hindi for Facebook WhatsApp

Diwali 2016 Funny SMS Jokes Pranks Ideas in Hindi for Facebook WhatsApp collection information has been available here. Diwali 2016 is near, so all people can search for Diwali Funny SMS & Jokes for their family, friends, relatives, Husband, Wife, and love one around the world. Send a Diwali Latest Funny Jokes to your friends and cousins to make happy. Diwali is the festival of lights and it is one of the biggest and brightest Hindu festivals in India.

On Diwali celebration, Hindu people dress up new clothes, light up Diya and lighting, Rangoli decoration using colored powder, home decoration, gifts, prayers and more. We provide the latest collection of Diwali 2016 Funny Jokes, Shayari, Quotes, Wishes, Greetings, SMS, Messages, Sayings and more.

Diwali 2016 Latest Unique Peacock Rangoli Designs Dots Color Unique Rangoli
Diwali 2016 Latest Unique Peacock Rangoli Designs Dots Color Unique Rangoli

Diwali 2016 Funny SMS Jokes Pranks Ideas in Hindi for Facebook WhatsApp

Husband drunk, came to home
Wife at door: how dare you…..?
You promised me that you
did not drink without any occasion,
then why you drunk today?
Funny husband: darling, the festival
of crackers Diwali is coming..!!
Wife: so what? What’s new in that..?
Husband: we need bottles to light rockets dear.

Aapke life mein mithaas ho “Cadbury” jaise
Rounak ho “Asian Paints” jaise
Mehak ho “Axe” jaise
Tazgi ho “Colgate” jaise
Aur tension free rahe “Huggies” jaise…..!!!!

Santa: How does a married man celebrates a noiseless Diwali?
Banta: By going abroad?
Santa: No.
By sending his wife to her parents.

Wish u Happy Diwali
I know ye jaldi hai par kya karu
bahut sare young smart friends ko wish krna hai,
socha pehle sabhi “Buzurgo” ko nipta lu…!!
Happy Diwali Friends

I’m maachis & you’re pataka,
together we are & it will be double dhamaka…!!

Amitabh bachchan:
Mere paas rocket hai,
Shurli hai, chakri hai,
Murga bumb hai, Anaar hai,
Tumhare paas kya hain….?
Shashi kapoor:
Mere paas Maaaa
Maa…chis hai

We hope that given information about Diwali 2016 Funny SMS Jokes Pranks Ideas in Hindi for Facebook WhatsApp is very useful to all.

Read Also: Diwali 2016 Shayari

Stay tuned with us for next updates on Deepavali Greetings, Wishes, WhatsApp Messages and Facebook Status. You can share this article on the social media and sharing websites such as Facebook, Twitter, StumbleUpon and Google Plus.

Share love...Share on Facebook0Tweet about this on TwitterShare on Reddit0Share on Google+0Share on StumbleUpon0Digg thisPin on Pinterest0Share on LinkedIn0